Kick-Ass Wedding Poem

So in 2009 England got its first woman poet laureate. I heard about it on NPR and was siked. Carol Anne Duffy, my new god. She read her poem ‘Valentine’ on the program and I  made a mental note to nab it. It just so happened I was about to get married in a week, I loved the poem’s truth. Romantic, fresh, and honest. Without further adieu my poem to my wife: